Valentine’s Oyster Bundle
Oysters, Made for Two (or One Very Committed Person)
"The convenience of having all the good stuff from fresh oysters in capsule form is unbeatable." Rob
Valentine’s bundle · limited time
ETHICALLY + SUSTAINABLY SOURCED
BATCH TESTED EVERY TIME REAL INGREDIENTS
NO SYNTHETICS OR GMOS
FREE FROM BINDERS, FILLERS + PRESERVATIVES
WHAT'S IN THE BUNDLE
3 × Oyster+ Capsules
Australian Organic Oyster Extract
100 capsules per tube (300mg)
That’s 300 capsules of real, freeze-dried Tasmanian oysters, enough to:
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Split between two people
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Or keep all to yourself and not think about re-ordering for a while
The overnight bag is optional.
The oysters are mandatory.
WHY OYSTERS FOR VALENTINE'S?
Reputation, Earned
Oysters have carried a reputation for centuries. And no, it wasn’t because they were romantic to look at. Zinc is required for normal reproductive health. We’ll let you read between the lines.
Built for Shared Routines
Take them together. Forget them together. Remember them again.
This bundle makes it stupidly easy to stay consistent. Whether it’s date night or just another Tuesday morning.
Real Minerals. Real Absorption.
Most zinc supplements are cheap lab dust your body struggles to use. Oyster+ delivers zinc, copper, selenium, iodine, iron and B12 as real food, naturally packaged the way your body recognises and absorbs.
Absorbed. Not flushed.
Oysters, Minus the Slurp
No shucking. No fishy aftertaste.
Just fresh Tasmanian oysters. Shucked, freeze-dried, powdered and capped.
All the nutrients. None of the mess.
Your linen will thank you.
Want Proof Oysters Beat Synthetics?
83% Tasmanian oyster extract (300mg), 17% bovine gelatin capsule (120mg).
That’s it. No weird additives. No fillers. No sneaky extras.
Allergy warning: Contains molluscs (oyster).
Processed in a facility that also handles products containing dairy, soy, nuts, wheat, cereals, and seafood.
If you are pregnant, breastfeeding, under 18, or have a medical condition, consult your healthcare professional before use.
WHERE ARE THE OYSTERS SOURCED FROM?
Our oysters live their best lives in Tasmania’s pristine waters before being freeze-dried and packed for convenience. No shucking required.
ARE THE OYSTERS ORGANIC?
Technically, all oysters are "organic," but ours come straight from an organic-certified Tasmanian farm. No industrial nonsense. Just pure oyster meat.
WHO ARE OYSTER CAPSULES SUITABLE FOR?
Anyone looking for a serious nutrient hit, except if you have a shellfish allergy (then, sorry, this one’s not for you). These capsules are perfect if:
✔️ You love the benefits of oysters but not the texture. ✔️ Fresh oysters aren’t easy to get your hands on. ✔️ You want real zinc, not the synthetic lab made stuff.DO THESE CAPSULES RIVAL REAL OYSTERS?
Fresh oysters are elite, no doubt. But let’s be real, not everyone is into slurping them down. Our oyster capsules? They’re the rebels of convenience. All the nutrients, none of the slimy commitment.
SHELLFISH ALLERGIES & OYSTER CAPSULES: YES OR NO?
If you’ve got a shellfish allergy, these are NOT for you. 100% real oyster meat inside = no-go zone for the allergic crew.
WHAT'S REALLY INSIDE THESE CAPSULES?
Think of these as oysters in a capsule, nothing else. No fillers. No artificial fluff. No ground-up shells. Just pure, freeze-dried oyster meat. Because we believe in keeping things raw, real, and ridiculously potent.
